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My baby is a gigantic shoe.
for real, wtf.
My cousin has an orange tree, this one came out different.
Kill it. Kill it with fire.
IT”S THE MUTANT LIMA BEAN FROM JIMMY NEUTRON
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my friend dared me to walk up to this family across the street that had a hot boy and say “compliments to the chef” to his mom, but she didnt know what i meant and it turned out that she owns a restaurant so she gave us free shrimp
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wildflower-pickin-countrygirl:
omg!!! HE SMASHES THE STRAWBERRIES ON THE COUCH FOR HER!!!
omg this guy is amazing
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